"The path of the righteous hacker is beset on all sides by the inequities of proprietary, and the tyranny of Microsoft. Blessed is he, who in the name of freedom and goodness, shepherds the n00b thru the valley of darkness, for he is truly his user's keeper and the finder of lost source code. And I will strike down upon thee with GPL and furious Affero GPL those who attempt to poison and destroy my projects with proprietary-licensed materials. And you will know my name is the GNU when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Bruno Bord's non-talk at LRL 09